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Hello Internet,
You have been severely neglected lately and I want to begin this post by saying that I am awfully sorry about that. Time seems to be stuck on the fast forward button for me lately, and before I could even blink a whole month had passed by, and I completely forgot that this blog along with twitter, facebook, youtube and the 100 other sites I used to frequent religiously even existed. Sorry about that by the way.
So, I guess this is the part where I apologize profusely and give you a million and one excuses for my absence. In the interest of saving time I have narrowed down the excuses for my hiatus to only ten, and don't worry I made them good. So here they are:
1) I was attacked by killer ninja's.
2) I was held hostage in Germany by a portly Japanese man in Lederhosen.
3) My dog ate my computer?
4) I had a steamy love affair with a handsome German pop-star that ended very badly.
5) My second cousin on my mother's side's husbands brother's sister-in-law died in a tragic lawn mowing accident. It was a very sad day for the family:'(
Am I getting close yet internet? Are you starting to feel forgiving yet?.... Not yet?
6) My car was firebombed by deranged chimpanzee's escaping from the zoo.
7) I was forced to join the witness protection program after witnessing the horrific murder of a clown named Mabel.
Am I getting close to falling back into your good graces yet?
8) Robots...need I say more.
9) Magic trick gone horribly wrong?
10) I kid napped Spy and moved to the Cayman Islands to live in the lap of luxury with the millions of dollars I siphoned off customer's accounts at the bank.
So, as you can see I have been terribly busy as of late....I mean seriously I've been so busy I missed a whole month and a half's worth of VlogBrother videos...Now that internet is busy.
So, ummmm yeah... I guess you didn't fall for my pathetic excuses ( I mean really who firebomb's car's in Connecticut anymore besides Martha Stewart? And she hardly does that anymore...) So I guess this is the part where I am forced to tell you the real truth about my hiatus which is...I've forgotten all about you internet. I'm sorry. My life has been hectic between work, school, traveling and those late night car firebombing that I've has no time to even tweet about my life. Life get's that way sometimes, but hopefully things will start to die down soon and life will get back to mind numbingly normal. So there you have it internet the only kernel of truth in this oversized bucket of lies.
Anyway, I am done with apologies. They make me tired and I'm pretty sure my employer still frowns upon sleeping on the job...but don't worry they only slightly grimace at you when you update your blog in between customers. Nonetheless, I am back and for the moment you have my word that I have no scheduled or unscheduled hiatus planned for a while, so expect more regular updates not only here but also on twitter, facebook and youtube and everywhere else I frequent on the internet.
So this is the part of the blog where I unveil my evil plot to take over the world...or my future plans for posts...whichever you prefer to call it. Because I want to update you about my life over the past few weeks that we have been apart, and because I have a strong dislike for writing novel length blog posts expect a few semi-long blog posts over the next few days. I promise they will be semi-entertaining and maybe even informative. So stay tuned internet!
Bridget
Today's Obsessions:
Song: It's a tie between " Uprising" By: Muse and " I'm Yours" By: Jason Mraz
Outfit: Black and silver sweater dress paired with Dior belt, black leggings and black Michael Corrs ballerina flats = Instant love.
Book: Seven Up By: Janet Evanovich
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